foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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officialwhitegirls:

do you ever have that one strand of hair that sticks out of your body and is longer than every other hair

verylittlebird:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

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ashoeytaco:

akkeyroomi:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

WHY AM I SO AMUSED

I I just can’t breathe

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ruinedchildhood:

me as a parent

diggys-daily:

Punk Ororo

diggys-daily:

Punk Ororo